Votd 150 Movie Lines Catch Phrases

VOTD: 150 Movie Lines & Catch-Phrases

By Germain Lussier/March 4, 2011 5:00 pm EST

Movie quotes are the currency by which we pay respect to our favorite films. We grab them out of our pockets at the most appropriate, or inappropriate, times, adding our love of a movie to an advancing conversation. Sometimes these quotes are insignificant lines you and your friends hold near to your hearts but, most of the time, these lines are the ones we all know and love. David Balboa, who runs a blog called Exophrine, edited together 150 of lines and catch phrases just like that into one, cool little video. Included are such diverse films as The Princess Bride, Rocky IV, Aliens, Toy Story, Die Hard, Citizen Kane and many more. Check it out, as well as the full rundown of what’s in it, after the jump.

Thanks to Balboa and his Exophrine blog for this awesome video. And here’s the list of each quote, and who said it, also thanks to Exophrine. “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!”

BEETLEJUICE
Lydia, summoning Beetlejuice “It’s showtime!”
BEETLEJUICE
Beetlejuice, being summoned. “They’re heeeere!”
POLTERGEIST
Carol Anne Freeling, notifying her parents of the spirits present “Hey you guys!”
THE GOONIES
Sloth, calling the attention of the children he’s about to save “Good morning, Vietnam!”
GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM
Adrian Cronauer’s greeting on his radio show “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill . bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one . of ’em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, . the whole hill. Smelled like … victory.”
APOCALYPSE NOW
Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore, describing the feeling war brings

“Say ‘hello’ to my little friend!”

SCARFACE
Tony Montana, shouting his battle cry before an ambush “I’m your Huckleberry.”
TOMBSTONE
Doc Holiday, volunteering to participate in a stand-off “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
THE PRINCESS BRIDE
Inigo Montoya, to the 6-fingered man, before his final battle with him “Heeeeere’s Johnny!”
THE SHINING
Jack Torrance, maniacally calling to his wife with the intent to kill “Khaaaaan!”
STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KAHN
Capt. Kirk, screaming out of frustration “Bueller….Bueller…Bueller?”
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF
Economics Teacher, taking class attendance “They call me Mr. Tibbs!”
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
Virgil Tibbs, saying what they call him at home “Bond…James Bond.”
GOLDFINGER
James Bond, introducing himself “A martini…shaken, not stirred.”
GOLDFINGER
James Bond, ordering his signature drink “Shall…we…play…a…game?”
WARGAMES
the computer system WOPR, asking its user to play a game with it “Alrighty then!”
ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE
Ace Ventura, acknowledging a confirmation “The numbers all go to 11!”
THIS IS SPINAL TAP
Nigel Tufnel, showing off the power of his guitar amps “To infinity…and beyond!”
TOY STORY
Buzz Lightyear, professing his aspiration for further exploration “Well, la-de-da.”
ANNIE HALL
Annie Hall, reacting to her boyfriend in a conversation “Yeah baby, yeah!”
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
Austin Powers, conversing with his partner, Mrs. Kensington “I know kung fu.”
THE MATRIX
Neo, announcing his newly acquired knowledge “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
THEY LIVE
Nada, announcing his intentions at a city bank

“Who are you?” – “Your worst nightmare.”

RAMBO III
John Rambo, angrily introducing himself to a Russian commander “I know you are, but what am I?”
PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE
Pee Wee, arguing with Francis Buxton “Surely, you can’t be serious.” – “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
AIRPLANE!
Stryker, reacting to a request to land a plane (pilots incapacitated) “Dammit, man, I’m a DOCTOR, not a – "
STAR TREK
Leonard “Bones” McCoy, in a discussion about future technology “I pity the fool.”
ROCKY III
Clubber Lang, in an interview prior to fighting Rocky Balboa “You talkin’ to me?”
TAXI DRIVER
Travis Bickle, practicing a confrontation in the mirror “You’ve gotta ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? …well, do ya, punk?!?”
DIRTY HARRY
Harry, speaking to a criminal suspect before arresting him “WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?!?”
FULL METAL JACKET
Gny. Sgt. Hartman to Pvt. Pyle, demanding he disarm “There can be only one.”
HIGHLANDER
Connor McLeod, after finally defeating The Kurgan “Aw, crap.”
HELLBOY
Hellboy, expressing his feeling about his new obligation to fight “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
Gandalf, taking a stand against the pursuing Balrog “THIS IS SPARTA!”
300
King Leonidas, to a Persian messenger, kicking him into the “Pit of Death” “Of course, you know, this means WAR!”
A NIGHT AT THE OPERA
Otis Driftwood, to a representative of New York after a misunderstanding “Houston, we have a problem.”
APOLLO 13
Jim Lovell, informing Mission Control about a troublesome situation “Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!”
THE WIZARD OF OZ
Dorothy, Tinman, and Scarecrow, afraid of the dangers of the woods “Warriors, come out to play-ee-ay!”
THE WARRIORS
Luther, taunting the Warriors, a gang accused of murder

“I must break you.”

ROCKY IV
Ivan Drago, to Rocky Balboa, while touching gloves “Shit just got real.”
BAD BOYS II
Marcus Burnett, to Mike Lowrey, realizing the danger they’re in “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!”
NETWORK
Howard Beale, broadcasting to the nation, to get mad and scream “It’s clobberin’ time!”
FANTASTIC FOUR
The Thing, before fighting Dr. Doom “Here comes the pain!”
CARLITO’S WAY
Carlito ‘Charlie’ Brigante, to enemies before entering a room “HULK SMASH!”
THE INCREDIBLE HULK
Bruce Banner, as the Hulk, before hitting the ground “Go ahead, make my day.”
SUDDEN IMPACT
Harry Callahan, to a small-time restaurant robber “Time to nut up or shut up.”
ZOMBIELAND
“Tallahassee,” to “Columbus,” preparing to encounter zombies “Resistance is futile.”
STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT
The Borg, to the USS Enterprise crew, informing them of the impending invasion “Get off my plane.”
AIR FORCE ONE
President Marshall, to Egor Korshunov, before throwing him off the cargo bay “Get away from her, you BITCH!!!”
ALIENS
Ellen Ripley, to the Alien queen, rescuing Newt “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”
PLANET OF THE APES
Taylor, telling a gorilla to unhand him “Run, Forrest, run!”
FORREST GUMP
Jenny, to Forrest, running from school bullies “I’ll be back.”
THE TERMINATOR
Terminator, to a police front desk clerk before breaking in “I’m too old for this shit.”
LETHAL WEAPON
Sgt Roger Murtaugh, reacting to his new partner, Riggs “Thank you for your cooperation.”
ROBOCOP
Robocop, to convenience store owners, after stopping a criminal “Loser!”
ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE
Ace, to himself, after his landlord leaves

“Ding-dong, the witch is dead!”

THE WIZARD OF OZ
The Munchkins, celebrating the Wicked Witch’s death “I want my two dollars!”
BETTER OFF DEAD
Paperboy Johnny, to Lane Meyer, insisting he pay for his newspaper subscription “SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!”
JERRY MAGUIRE
Jerry, to Rod Tidwell, obeying him in order to stay his agent “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.”
WALL STREET
Gordon Gekko, to a seminar crowd, on how to be successful “Very nice, how much?”
BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT . GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
Borat, to a random woman, asking for a price for sex. “One MILLION dollars!”
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
Dr. Evil, to his crew, declaring the asking price for holding the world for ransom “I’ll buy that for a dollar!”
ROBOCOP
Bixby Snyder, to the camera, on the thought of having two women “Excellent!”
BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
Bill & Ted, reacting to the King’s command to take them to the iron maiden “Bogus.”
BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
Bill & Ted, reacting to the King’s command to execute them “The horror…..the horror.”
APOCALYPSE NOW
Col. Kurtz, saying his final words before dying “You can’t handle the truth!”
A FEW GOOD MEN
Col. Fessep to Lt. Jr. Grade Kaffee on ordering a Code Red “YES, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!”
A TIME TO KILL
Carl Lee Hailey, on whether child rapists deserve to die “Damn you. Goddamn you all to hell!”
PLANET OF THE APES
Taylor, to the dead men of history, in reaction to the reason for why things are “Snap out of it!”
MOONSTRUCK
Loretta to Ronny after saying he’s in love with her “Why so serious?”
THE DARK KNIGHT
The Joker, telling a story of his father “We’re on a mission from God.”
THE BLUES BROTHERS
Elwood Blues, explaining why they need Mr. Fabulous “Shaa, and monkeys might fly out of my butt!”
WAYNE’S WORLD
Wayne, reacting to hosting Wayne’s World for a living “As if!”
CLUELESS
Cher, after pushing off a guy who was trying to hold onto her “I sell drugs to the community!”
BLACK DYNAMITE
Chocolate Giddy-Up, identifying himself as one Black Dynamite’s at war with “You’re a disease, and I’m the cure.”
COBRA
Marion Cobretti, to a grocery store robber, before disabling him “Yipee kayaye, motherf***er!”
DIE HARD
John McClane, spewing out a phrase after Hans Gruber predicts him doing it “Hoo-ah!”
SCENT OF A WOMAN
Lt. Col. Frank Slade, after Charlie Simms tells him about his scholarship “Cowabunga!”
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: SECRET OF THE OOZE
All 4 turtles, celebrating their final victory in the end “I feel the need…the need for speed.”
TOP GUN
Maverick, preparing for flight “If you build it, he will come.”
FIELD OF DREAMS
A whispering voice, encouraging to Ray Kinsella to build a baseball field “You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”
THE ITALIAN JOB
Charlie Croker, telling Left-Ear about how much explosive he should have used “Machete don’t text.”
MACHETE
Machete, explaining why he didn’t text Sartana Rivera “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
JAWS
Martin Brody to Robert Shaw, warning of the shark’s size “Badges? We don’t have no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have . to show you any stinking badges!”
THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE
Gold Hat, reacting to Dobbs prompting him to prove they are policemen “I am your father.”
STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Darth Vader, revealing his true past to his son, Luke Skywalker “I see dead people.”
THE SIXTH SENSE
Cole Sear, revealing his secret to Dr. Malcom Crowe “Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
THE WIZARD OF OZ
Dorothy, to her dog, realizing where they are “…and this one time, at band camp…”
AMERICAN PIE
Michelle, to Jim, about a rather personal moment “HOLY SCHNIKES!!!”
TOMMY BOY
Tommy Callahan, screaming at accidentally disrupting the cows’ sleep “Great scott!”
BACK TO THE FUTURE
Doc Brown, expressing his shock that Marty’s back FROM the future “INCONCEIVABLE!!!”
THE PRINCESS BRIDE
Vizzini, reacting in disbelief “My momma always said, . ‘Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get.”’
FORREST GUMP
Forrest, telling someone at a bus stop his mother’s musings “It’s alive! It’s alive! IT’S ALIVE!!!”
FRANKENSTEIN
Henry Frankenstein, reacting to his creation coming alive “Gooble gobble, gooble gobble. We accept her! We accept her! . Gooble gobble, gooble gobble. One of us! One of us!”
FREAKS
The “Freaks” of the circus chanting their acceptance of a friend “Alright, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”
SUNSET BOULEVARD
Norma Desmond, telling the director she’s ready “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
Hannibal Lecter, telling Clarice Starling what he did to a census taker “THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!”
THE EXORCIST
Father Merrin and Father Damien Karras to a possessed Regan “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
THE GODFATHER
Don Corleone, to Johnny Fontane, about his plans for a Hollywood director “Soylent Green is people!”
SOYLENT GREEN
Detective Thorn, to a surrounding crowd, about the secret of soylent green “I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!”
THE GODFATHER PART II
Michael Corleone, to Fredo, about his betrayal to the Corleon family “You don’t understand! I coulda had class! I coulda been a contender. I coulda . been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”
ON THE WATERFRONT
Terry Malloy, to his brother Charley, on what could have been without fixing fights “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.”
CASABLANCA
Rick Blaine, to Ilsa Lund, cheering her up while breaking up “Never give up, never surrender!”
GALAXY QUEST
Commander Peter Taggart, refusing to buckle under enormous pressure “Goonies never say die!”
THE GOONIES
Mikey Walsh, to Andy Charmichael, on never giving up “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take…OUR FREEDOM!”
BRAVEHEART
William Wallace, to his army, before going into battle “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
GONE WITH THE WIND
Rhett Butler, to Scarlett, answering her question of where to go, what to do “Oh, behave!”
AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME
Austin Powers, responding to a naughty comment by Felicity Shagwell “What do you mean, I’m funny?”
GOODFELLAS
Tommy DeVito, to Henry Hill, on Tommy’s behaviour “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!”
THE GODFATHER PART III
Michael Corleone, commenting on the impossibility to escape from mob life “They’re back!”
POLTERGEIST 2
Carol Anne Freeling, informing her parents of the spirits’ return “E.T. phone home.”
E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
E.T., the alien, declaring his desire to make contact with his native alien race

“There’s no place like home.”

THE WIZARD OF OZ
Dorothy, performing the ritual of returning back to her home from Oz “Yo, Adrian!”
ROCKY
Rocky Balboa, giving a “shout out” to his then girlfriend, Adrian Pennino “Schwing!”
WAYNE’S WORLD 2
Garth, acknowledging an attractive woman’s presence “Hey Stella! HEY STELLA!!!”
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
Stanley Kowalski, calling to his wife, Stella Kowalski “You…complete me.”
JERRY MAGUIRE
Jerry Maguire, to Dorothy Boyd, expressing his love for her “You had me at ‘hello’.”
JERRY MAGUIRE
Dorothy Boyd, to Jerry Maguire, reciprocating Jerry’s love “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?
Jessica Rabbit, to Eddie Valiant, on how hard it is to be a sultry, cartoon woman “Why don’t you come up sometime, and see me?”
SHE DONE HIM WRONG
Lady Lou, hitting on a well-dressed man in a uniform “Ssssssssssssmokin’!”
THE MASK
“The Mask,” greeting the night with an expression of excitement “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me!”
THE GRADUATE
Ben Braddock, calling Mrs. Robinson out on plying her wiles “I’ll have what she’s having.”
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
A female restaurant patron, to a server, asking for whatever Sally Albright ate “My precious!”
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS
Gollum, answering Faramir’s question, “What did they steal?”, referring to the ring “It’s a trap!”
STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI
Admiral Ackbar, after realizing that the claim the 2nd Death Star is operational “Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.”
THE KARATE KID
Mr. Miyagi, teaching Daniel LaRusso that his manual labor translates to karate

“SON OF A – … That’s gonna leave a mark.”

TOMMY BOY
Tommy Callahan III, after a mast hits him upside the head “My bad!”
CLUELESS
Cher Horowitz, after her Jeep almost collides with a bicyclist “Is it safe?”
THE MARATHON MAN
Dr. Szell, to Thomas “Babe” Levy, as he drills into his teeth without anesthetic “Yes, sensei!”
THE KARATE KID
A karate class, to John Kreese, confirming they understand his instruction “Hey! I’m walking here! I’m walking here!”
MIDNIGHT COWBOY
Ratso, angrily responding to a taxi driver honking his horn “Sounds like SOMEBODY’S got a case of the Mondays!”
OFFICE SPACE
A female temp, on Peter Gibbons’ upset feeling “Uhh….yeah.”
OFFICE SPACE
Bill Lumbergh, transitioning into another topic of conversation “Forget about it.”
DONNIE BRASCO
Donnie Brasco and “Lefty” Ruggiero, having small-talk before a job “In this country, you gotta make the money first. . Then, when you get the money, you get the power. . Then when you get the power, THEN you get the woman!”
SCARFACE
Tony Montana, to Manny Ribera, on how to attract women “I’m the king of the world!”
TITANIC
Jack Dawson, expressing excitement at the front end of the Titanic “Hakuna Matata!”
THE LION KING
Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba, singing their care-free mantra “Toga, toga, toga toga!”
ANIMAL HOUSE
Bluto and Otter, to their fraternity brothers, encouraging them to hold a toga party “Feed me, Seymour!”
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
Audrey II, to Seymour Krelborn, asking him for more food, asking for blood “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
HAL, to Dave Bowman, declining to open the spaceship’s pod bay doors

“Rosebud.”

CITIZEN KANE
Charles Foster Kane’s last words before dying “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!”
THE WIZARD OF OZ
The Wizard, to Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, and the Tinman . upon discovering he’s not a big, scary figure, but a man hiding behind a curtain “Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”
CHINATOWN
Walsh, to J.J. Gittes, discouraging him from causing any more trouble “Live long and prosper.”
STAR TREK
Spock, to the Vulcan Science Academy, expressing his farewell “May the Force be with you.”
STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE
Jan Dodonna, to the Rebels, wishing them luck before attacking the Death Star “Hasta la vista…baby.”
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
The Terminator, to T-1000, before shattering his liquid nitrogen frozen body “That’ll do, Pig.”
BABE
Farmer Hogget, to his sheep-pig, Babe, after winning a sheepdog contest “It’s over, Johnny.”
FIRST BLOOD
Col. Trautman, to John Rambo, telling him his war in a small town is over “After all, tomorrow is another day.”
GONE WITH THE WIND
Scarlett O’Hara to herself, convinced she can get Rhett Butler back “In case I don’t see ya…good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.”
THE TRUMAN SHOW
Truman Burbank, saying his final goodbye before leaving his life’s TV studio

VOTD: 150 Movie Lines & Catch-Phrases

By Germain Lussier/March 4, 2011 5:00 pm EST

Thanks to Balboa and his Exophrine blog for this awesome video. And here’s the list of each quote, and who said it, also thanks to Exophrine. “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!”

BEETLEJUICE
Lydia, summoning Beetlejuice “It’s showtime!”
BEETLEJUICE
Beetlejuice, being summoned. “They’re heeeere!”
POLTERGEIST
Carol Anne Freeling, notifying her parents of the spirits present “Hey you guys!”
THE GOONIES
Sloth, calling the attention of the children he’s about to save “Good morning, Vietnam!”
GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM
Adrian Cronauer’s greeting on his radio show “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill . bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one . of ’em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, . the whole hill. Smelled like … victory.”
APOCALYPSE NOW
Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore, describing the feeling war brings

“Say ‘hello’ to my little friend!”

SCARFACE
Tony Montana, shouting his battle cry before an ambush “I’m your Huckleberry.”
TOMBSTONE
Doc Holiday, volunteering to participate in a stand-off “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
THE PRINCESS BRIDE
Inigo Montoya, to the 6-fingered man, before his final battle with him “Heeeeere’s Johnny!”
THE SHINING
Jack Torrance, maniacally calling to his wife with the intent to kill “Khaaaaan!”
STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KAHN
Capt. Kirk, screaming out of frustration “Bueller….Bueller…Bueller?”
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF
Economics Teacher, taking class attendance “They call me Mr. Tibbs!”
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
Virgil Tibbs, saying what they call him at home “Bond…James Bond.”
GOLDFINGER
James Bond, introducing himself “A martini…shaken, not stirred.”
GOLDFINGER
James Bond, ordering his signature drink “Shall…we…play…a…game?”
WARGAMES
the computer system WOPR, asking its user to play a game with it “Alrighty then!”
ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE
Ace Ventura, acknowledging a confirmation “The numbers all go to 11!”
THIS IS SPINAL TAP
Nigel Tufnel, showing off the power of his guitar amps “To infinity…and beyond!”
TOY STORY
Buzz Lightyear, professing his aspiration for further exploration “Well, la-de-da.”
ANNIE HALL
Annie Hall, reacting to her boyfriend in a conversation “Yeah baby, yeah!”
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
Austin Powers, conversing with his partner, Mrs. Kensington “I know kung fu.”
THE MATRIX
Neo, announcing his newly acquired knowledge “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
THEY LIVE
Nada, announcing his intentions at a city bank

“Who are you?” – “Your worst nightmare.”

RAMBO III
John Rambo, angrily introducing himself to a Russian commander “I know you are, but what am I?”
PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE
Pee Wee, arguing with Francis Buxton “Surely, you can’t be serious.” – “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
AIRPLANE!
Stryker, reacting to a request to land a plane (pilots incapacitated) “Dammit, man, I’m a DOCTOR, not a – "
STAR TREK
Leonard “Bones” McCoy, in a discussion about future technology “I pity the fool.”
ROCKY III
Clubber Lang, in an interview prior to fighting Rocky Balboa “You talkin’ to me?”
TAXI DRIVER
Travis Bickle, practicing a confrontation in the mirror “You’ve gotta ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? …well, do ya, punk?!?”
DIRTY HARRY
Harry, speaking to a criminal suspect before arresting him “WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?!?”
FULL METAL JACKET
Gny. Sgt. Hartman to Pvt. Pyle, demanding he disarm “There can be only one.”
HIGHLANDER
Connor McLeod, after finally defeating The Kurgan “Aw, crap.”
HELLBOY
Hellboy, expressing his feeling about his new obligation to fight “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
Gandalf, taking a stand against the pursuing Balrog “THIS IS SPARTA!”
300
King Leonidas, to a Persian messenger, kicking him into the “Pit of Death” “Of course, you know, this means WAR!”
A NIGHT AT THE OPERA
Otis Driftwood, to a representative of New York after a misunderstanding “Houston, we have a problem.”
APOLLO 13
Jim Lovell, informing Mission Control about a troublesome situation “Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!”
THE WIZARD OF OZ
Dorothy, Tinman, and Scarecrow, afraid of the dangers of the woods “Warriors, come out to play-ee-ay!”
THE WARRIORS
Luther, taunting the Warriors, a gang accused of murder

“I must break you.”

ROCKY IV
Ivan Drago, to Rocky Balboa, while touching gloves “Shit just got real.”
BAD BOYS II
Marcus Burnett, to Mike Lowrey, realizing the danger they’re in “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!”
NETWORK
Howard Beale, broadcasting to the nation, to get mad and scream “It’s clobberin’ time!”
FANTASTIC FOUR
The Thing, before fighting Dr. Doom “Here comes the pain!”
CARLITO’S WAY
Carlito ‘Charlie’ Brigante, to enemies before entering a room “HULK SMASH!”
THE INCREDIBLE HULK
Bruce Banner, as the Hulk, before hitting the ground “Go ahead, make my day.”
SUDDEN IMPACT
Harry Callahan, to a small-time restaurant robber “Time to nut up or shut up.”
ZOMBIELAND
“Tallahassee,” to “Columbus,” preparing to encounter zombies “Resistance is futile.”
STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT
The Borg, to the USS Enterprise crew, informing them of the impending invasion “Get off my plane.”
AIR FORCE ONE
President Marshall, to Egor Korshunov, before throwing him off the cargo bay “Get away from her, you BITCH!!!”
ALIENS
Ellen Ripley, to the Alien queen, rescuing Newt “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”
PLANET OF THE APES
Taylor, telling a gorilla to unhand him “Run, Forrest, run!”
FORREST GUMP
Jenny, to Forrest, running from school bullies “I’ll be back.”
THE TERMINATOR
Terminator, to a police front desk clerk before breaking in “I’m too old for this shit.”
LETHAL WEAPON
Sgt Roger Murtaugh, reacting to his new partner, Riggs “Thank you for your cooperation.”
ROBOCOP
Robocop, to convenience store owners, after stopping a criminal “Loser!”
ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE
Ace, to himself, after his landlord leaves

“Ding-dong, the witch is dead!”

THE WIZARD OF OZ
The Munchkins, celebrating the Wicked Witch’s death “I want my two dollars!”
BETTER OFF DEAD
Paperboy Johnny, to Lane Meyer, insisting he pay for his newspaper subscription “SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!”
JERRY MAGUIRE
Jerry, to Rod Tidwell, obeying him in order to stay his agent “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.”
WALL STREET
Gordon Gekko, to a seminar crowd, on how to be successful “Very nice, how much?”
BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT . GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
Borat, to a random woman, asking for a price for sex. “One MILLION dollars!”
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
Dr. Evil, to his crew, declaring the asking price for holding the world for ransom “I’ll buy that for a dollar!”
ROBOCOP
Bixby Snyder, to the camera, on the thought of having two women “Excellent!”
BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
Bill & Ted, reacting to the King’s command to take them to the iron maiden “Bogus.”
BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
Bill & Ted, reacting to the King’s command to execute them “The horror…..the horror.”
APOCALYPSE NOW
Col. Kurtz, saying his final words before dying “You can’t handle the truth!”
A FEW GOOD MEN
Col. Fessep to Lt. Jr. Grade Kaffee on ordering a Code Red “YES, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!”
A TIME TO KILL
Carl Lee Hailey, on whether child rapists deserve to die “Damn you. Goddamn you all to hell!”
PLANET OF THE APES
Taylor, to the dead men of history, in reaction to the reason for why things are “Snap out of it!”
MOONSTRUCK
Loretta to Ronny after saying he’s in love with her “Why so serious?”
THE DARK KNIGHT
The Joker, telling a story of his father “We’re on a mission from God.”
THE BLUES BROTHERS
Elwood Blues, explaining why they need Mr. Fabulous “Shaa, and monkeys might fly out of my butt!”
WAYNE’S WORLD
Wayne, reacting to hosting Wayne’s World for a living “As if!”
CLUELESS
Cher, after pushing off a guy who was trying to hold onto her “I sell drugs to the community!”
BLACK DYNAMITE
Chocolate Giddy-Up, identifying himself as one Black Dynamite’s at war with “You’re a disease, and I’m the cure.”
COBRA
Marion Cobretti, to a grocery store robber, before disabling him “Yipee kayaye, motherf***er!”
DIE HARD
John McClane, spewing out a phrase after Hans Gruber predicts him doing it “Hoo-ah!”
SCENT OF A WOMAN
Lt. Col. Frank Slade, after Charlie Simms tells him about his scholarship “Cowabunga!”
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: SECRET OF THE OOZE
All 4 turtles, celebrating their final victory in the end “I feel the need…the need for speed.”
TOP GUN
Maverick, preparing for flight “If you build it, he will come.”
FIELD OF DREAMS
A whispering voice, encouraging to Ray Kinsella to build a baseball field “You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”
THE ITALIAN JOB
Charlie Croker, telling Left-Ear about how much explosive he should have used “Machete don’t text.”
MACHETE
Machete, explaining why he didn’t text Sartana Rivera “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
JAWS
Martin Brody to Robert Shaw, warning of the shark’s size “Badges? We don’t have no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have . to show you any stinking badges!”
THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE
Gold Hat, reacting to Dobbs prompting him to prove they are policemen “I am your father.”
STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Darth Vader, revealing his true past to his son, Luke Skywalker “I see dead people.”
THE SIXTH SENSE
Cole Sear, revealing his secret to Dr. Malcom Crowe “Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
THE WIZARD OF OZ
Dorothy, to her dog, realizing where they are “…and this one time, at band camp…”
AMERICAN PIE
Michelle, to Jim, about a rather personal moment “HOLY SCHNIKES!!!”
TOMMY BOY
Tommy Callahan, screaming at accidentally disrupting the cows’ sleep “Great scott!”
BACK TO THE FUTURE
Doc Brown, expressing his shock that Marty’s back FROM the future “INCONCEIVABLE!!!”
THE PRINCESS BRIDE
Vizzini, reacting in disbelief “My momma always said, . ‘Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get.”’
FORREST GUMP
Forrest, telling someone at a bus stop his mother’s musings “It’s alive! It’s alive! IT’S ALIVE!!!”
FRANKENSTEIN
Henry Frankenstein, reacting to his creation coming alive “Gooble gobble, gooble gobble. We accept her! We accept her! . Gooble gobble, gooble gobble. One of us! One of us!”
FREAKS
The “Freaks” of the circus chanting their acceptance of a friend “Alright, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”
SUNSET BOULEVARD
Norma Desmond, telling the director she’s ready “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
Hannibal Lecter, telling Clarice Starling what he did to a census taker “THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!”
THE EXORCIST
Father Merrin and Father Damien Karras to a possessed Regan “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
THE GODFATHER
Don Corleone, to Johnny Fontane, about his plans for a Hollywood director “Soylent Green is people!”
SOYLENT GREEN
Detective Thorn, to a surrounding crowd, about the secret of soylent green “I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!”
THE GODFATHER PART II
Michael Corleone, to Fredo, about his betrayal to the Corleon family “You don’t understand! I coulda had class! I coulda been a contender. I coulda . been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”
ON THE WATERFRONT
Terry Malloy, to his brother Charley, on what could have been without fixing fights “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.”
CASABLANCA
Rick Blaine, to Ilsa Lund, cheering her up while breaking up “Never give up, never surrender!”
GALAXY QUEST
Commander Peter Taggart, refusing to buckle under enormous pressure “Goonies never say die!”
THE GOONIES
Mikey Walsh, to Andy Charmichael, on never giving up “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take…OUR FREEDOM!”
BRAVEHEART
William Wallace, to his army, before going into battle “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
GONE WITH THE WIND
Rhett Butler, to Scarlett, answering her question of where to go, what to do “Oh, behave!”
AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME
Austin Powers, responding to a naughty comment by Felicity Shagwell “What do you mean, I’m funny?”
GOODFELLAS
Tommy DeVito, to Henry Hill, on Tommy’s behaviour “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!”
THE GODFATHER PART III
Michael Corleone, commenting on the impossibility to escape from mob life “They’re back!”
POLTERGEIST 2
Carol Anne Freeling, informing her parents of the spirits’ return “E.T. phone home.”
E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
E.T., the alien, declaring his desire to make contact with his native alien race

“There’s no place like home.”

THE WIZARD OF OZ
Dorothy, performing the ritual of returning back to her home from Oz “Yo, Adrian!”
ROCKY
Rocky Balboa, giving a “shout out” to his then girlfriend, Adrian Pennino “Schwing!”
WAYNE’S WORLD 2
Garth, acknowledging an attractive woman’s presence “Hey Stella! HEY STELLA!!!”
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
Stanley Kowalski, calling to his wife, Stella Kowalski “You…complete me.”
JERRY MAGUIRE
Jerry Maguire, to Dorothy Boyd, expressing his love for her “You had me at ‘hello’.”
JERRY MAGUIRE
Dorothy Boyd, to Jerry Maguire, reciprocating Jerry’s love “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?
Jessica Rabbit, to Eddie Valiant, on how hard it is to be a sultry, cartoon woman “Why don’t you come up sometime, and see me?”
SHE DONE HIM WRONG
Lady Lou, hitting on a well-dressed man in a uniform “Ssssssssssssmokin’!”
THE MASK
“The Mask,” greeting the night with an expression of excitement “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me!”
THE GRADUATE
Ben Braddock, calling Mrs. Robinson out on plying her wiles “I’ll have what she’s having.”
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
A female restaurant patron, to a server, asking for whatever Sally Albright ate “My precious!”
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS
Gollum, answering Faramir’s question, “What did they steal?”, referring to the ring “It’s a trap!”
STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI
Admiral Ackbar, after realizing that the claim the 2nd Death Star is operational “Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.”
THE KARATE KID
Mr. Miyagi, teaching Daniel LaRusso that his manual labor translates to karate

“SON OF A – … That’s gonna leave a mark.”

TOMMY BOY
Tommy Callahan III, after a mast hits him upside the head “My bad!”
CLUELESS
Cher Horowitz, after her Jeep almost collides with a bicyclist “Is it safe?”
THE MARATHON MAN
Dr. Szell, to Thomas “Babe” Levy, as he drills into his teeth without anesthetic “Yes, sensei!”
THE KARATE KID
A karate class, to John Kreese, confirming they understand his instruction “Hey! I’m walking here! I’m walking here!”
MIDNIGHT COWBOY
Ratso, angrily responding to a taxi driver honking his horn “Sounds like SOMEBODY’S got a case of the Mondays!”
OFFICE SPACE
A female temp, on Peter Gibbons’ upset feeling “Uhh….yeah.”
OFFICE SPACE
Bill Lumbergh, transitioning into another topic of conversation “Forget about it.”
DONNIE BRASCO
Donnie Brasco and “Lefty” Ruggiero, having small-talk before a job “In this country, you gotta make the money first. . Then, when you get the money, you get the power. . Then when you get the power, THEN you get the woman!”
SCARFACE
Tony Montana, to Manny Ribera, on how to attract women “I’m the king of the world!”
TITANIC
Jack Dawson, expressing excitement at the front end of the Titanic “Hakuna Matata!”
THE LION KING
Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba, singing their care-free mantra “Toga, toga, toga toga!”
ANIMAL HOUSE
Bluto and Otter, to their fraternity brothers, encouraging them to hold a toga party “Feed me, Seymour!”
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
Audrey II, to Seymour Krelborn, asking him for more food, asking for blood “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
HAL, to Dave Bowman, declining to open the spaceship’s pod bay doors

“Rosebud.”

CITIZEN KANE
Charles Foster Kane’s last words before dying “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!”
THE WIZARD OF OZ
The Wizard, to Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, and the Tinman . upon discovering he’s not a big, scary figure, but a man hiding behind a curtain “Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”
CHINATOWN
Walsh, to J.J. Gittes, discouraging him from causing any more trouble “Live long and prosper.”
STAR TREK
Spock, to the Vulcan Science Academy, expressing his farewell “May the Force be with you.”
STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE
Jan Dodonna, to the Rebels, wishing them luck before attacking the Death Star “Hasta la vista…baby.”
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
The Terminator, to T-1000, before shattering his liquid nitrogen frozen body “That’ll do, Pig.”
BABE
Farmer Hogget, to his sheep-pig, Babe, after winning a sheepdog contest “It’s over, Johnny.”
FIRST BLOOD
Col. Trautman, to John Rambo, telling him his war in a small town is over “After all, tomorrow is another day.”
GONE WITH THE WIND
Scarlett O’Hara to herself, convinced she can get Rhett Butler back “In case I don’t see ya…good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.”
THE TRUMAN SHOW
Truman Burbank, saying his final goodbye before leaving his life’s TV studio

Thanks to Balboa and his Exophrine blog for this awesome video.

And here’s the list of each quote, and who said it, also thanks to Exophrine.

BEETLEJUICE
Lydia, summoning Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice, being summoned.
POLTERGEIST
Carol Anne Freeling, notifying her parents of the spirits present
THE GOONIES
Sloth, calling the attention of the children he’s about to save
GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM
Adrian Cronauer’s greeting on his radio show

. bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one

. of ’em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell,

. the whole hill. Smelled like … victory.”

APOCALYPSE NOW
Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore, describing the feeling war brings
SCARFACE
Tony Montana, shouting his battle cry before an ambush
TOMBSTONE
Doc Holiday, volunteering to participate in a stand-off
THE PRINCESS BRIDE
Inigo Montoya, to the 6-fingered man, before his final battle with him
THE SHINING
Jack Torrance, maniacally calling to his wife with the intent to kill
STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KAHN
Capt. Kirk, screaming out of frustration
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF
Economics Teacher, taking class attendance
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
Virgil Tibbs, saying what they call him at home
GOLDFINGER
James Bond, introducing himself
James Bond, ordering his signature drink
WARGAMES
the computer system WOPR, asking its user to play a game with it
ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE
Ace Ventura, acknowledging a confirmation
THIS IS SPINAL TAP
Nigel Tufnel, showing off the power of his guitar amps
TOY STORY
Buzz Lightyear, professing his aspiration for further exploration
ANNIE HALL
Annie Hall, reacting to her boyfriend in a conversation
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
Austin Powers, conversing with his partner, Mrs. Kensington
THE MATRIX
Neo, announcing his newly acquired knowledge
THEY LIVE
Nada, announcing his intentions at a city bank
RAMBO III
John Rambo, angrily introducing himself to a Russian commander
PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE
Pee Wee, arguing with Francis Buxton
AIRPLANE!
Stryker, reacting to a request to land a plane (pilots incapacitated)
STAR TREK
Leonard “Bones” McCoy, in a discussion about future technology
ROCKY III
Clubber Lang, in an interview prior to fighting Rocky Balboa
TAXI DRIVER
Travis Bickle, practicing a confrontation in the mirror
DIRTY HARRY
Harry, speaking to a criminal suspect before arresting him
FULL METAL JACKET
Gny. Sgt. Hartman to Pvt. Pyle, demanding he disarm
HIGHLANDER
Connor McLeod, after finally defeating The Kurgan
HELLBOY
Hellboy, expressing his feeling about his new obligation to fight
LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
Gandalf, taking a stand against the pursuing Balrog
300
King Leonidas, to a Persian messenger, kicking him into the “Pit of Death”
A NIGHT AT THE OPERA
Otis Driftwood, to a representative of New York after a misunderstanding
APOLLO 13
Jim Lovell, informing Mission Control about a troublesome situation
THE WIZARD OF OZ
Dorothy, Tinman, and Scarecrow, afraid of the dangers of the woods
THE WARRIORS
Luther, taunting the Warriors, a gang accused of murder
ROCKY IV
Ivan Drago, to Rocky Balboa, while touching gloves
BAD BOYS II
Marcus Burnett, to Mike Lowrey, realizing the danger they’re in
NETWORK
Howard Beale, broadcasting to the nation, to get mad and scream
FANTASTIC FOUR
The Thing, before fighting Dr. Doom
CARLITO’S WAY
Carlito ‘Charlie’ Brigante, to enemies before entering a room
THE INCREDIBLE HULK
Bruce Banner, as the Hulk, before hitting the ground
SUDDEN IMPACT
Harry Callahan, to a small-time restaurant robber
ZOMBIELAND
“Tallahassee,” to “Columbus,” preparing to encounter zombies
STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT
The Borg, to the USS Enterprise crew, informing them of the impending invasion
AIR FORCE ONE
President Marshall, to Egor Korshunov, before throwing him off the cargo bay
ALIENS
Ellen Ripley, to the Alien queen, rescuing Newt
PLANET OF THE APES
Taylor, telling a gorilla to unhand him
FORREST GUMP
Jenny, to Forrest, running from school bullies
THE TERMINATOR
Terminator, to a police front desk clerk before breaking in
LETHAL WEAPON
Sgt Roger Murtaugh, reacting to his new partner, Riggs
ROBOCOP
Robocop, to convenience store owners, after stopping a criminal
Ace, to himself, after his landlord leaves
The Munchkins, celebrating the Wicked Witch’s death
BETTER OFF DEAD
Paperboy Johnny, to Lane Meyer, insisting he pay for his newspaper subscription
JERRY MAGUIRE
Jerry, to Rod Tidwell, obeying him in order to stay his agent
WALL STREET
Gordon Gekko, to a seminar crowd, on how to be successful
BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT

. GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN

Borat, to a random woman, asking for a price for sex.
Dr. Evil, to his crew, declaring the asking price for holding the world for ransom
Bixby Snyder, to the camera, on the thought of having two women
BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
Bill & Ted, reacting to the King’s command to take them to the iron maiden
Bill & Ted, reacting to the King’s command to execute them
Col. Kurtz, saying his final words before dying
A FEW GOOD MEN
Col. Fessep to Lt. Jr. Grade Kaffee on ordering a Code Red
A TIME TO KILL
Carl Lee Hailey, on whether child rapists deserve to die
Taylor, to the dead men of history, in reaction to the reason for why things are
MOONSTRUCK
Loretta to Ronny after saying he’s in love with her
THE DARK KNIGHT
The Joker, telling a story of his father
THE BLUES BROTHERS
Elwood Blues, explaining why they need Mr. Fabulous
WAYNE’S WORLD
Wayne, reacting to hosting Wayne’s World for a living
CLUELESS
Cher, after pushing off a guy who was trying to hold onto her
BLACK DYNAMITE
Chocolate Giddy-Up, identifying himself as one Black Dynamite’s at war with
COBRA
Marion Cobretti, to a grocery store robber, before disabling him
DIE HARD
John McClane, spewing out a phrase after Hans Gruber predicts him doing it
SCENT OF A WOMAN
Lt. Col. Frank Slade, after Charlie Simms tells him about his scholarship
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: SECRET OF THE OOZE
All 4 turtles, celebrating their final victory in the end
TOP GUN
Maverick, preparing for flight
FIELD OF DREAMS
A whispering voice, encouraging to Ray Kinsella to build a baseball field
THE ITALIAN JOB
Charlie Croker, telling Left-Ear about how much explosive he should have used
MACHETE
Machete, explaining why he didn’t text Sartana Rivera
JAWS
Martin Brody to Robert Shaw, warning of the shark’s size

. to show you any stinking badges!”

THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE
Gold Hat, reacting to Dobbs prompting him to prove they are policemen
STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Darth Vader, revealing his true past to his son, Luke Skywalker
THE SIXTH SENSE
Cole Sear, revealing his secret to Dr. Malcom Crowe
Dorothy, to her dog, realizing where they are
AMERICAN PIE
Michelle, to Jim, about a rather personal moment
TOMMY BOY
Tommy Callahan, screaming at accidentally disrupting the cows’ sleep
BACK TO THE FUTURE
Doc Brown, expressing his shock that Marty’s back FROM the future
Vizzini, reacting in disbelief

. ‘Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get."’

Forrest, telling someone at a bus stop his mother’s musings
FRANKENSTEIN
Henry Frankenstein, reacting to his creation coming alive

. Gooble gobble, gooble gobble. One of us! One of us!"

FREAKS
The “Freaks” of the circus chanting their acceptance of a friend
SUNSET BOULEVARD
Norma Desmond, telling the director she’s ready
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
Hannibal Lecter, telling Clarice Starling what he did to a census taker
THE EXORCIST
Father Merrin and Father Damien Karras to a possessed Regan
THE GODFATHER
Don Corleone, to Johnny Fontane, about his plans for a Hollywood director
SOYLENT GREEN
Detective Thorn, to a surrounding crowd, about the secret of soylent green
THE GODFATHER PART II
Michael Corleone, to Fredo, about his betrayal to the Corleon family

. been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

ON THE WATERFRONT
Terry Malloy, to his brother Charley, on what could have been without fixing fights
CASABLANCA
Rick Blaine, to Ilsa Lund, cheering her up while breaking up
GALAXY QUEST
Commander Peter Taggart, refusing to buckle under enormous pressure
Mikey Walsh, to Andy Charmichael, on never giving up
BRAVEHEART
William Wallace, to his army, before going into battle
GONE WITH THE WIND
Rhett Butler, to Scarlett, answering her question of where to go, what to do
AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME
Austin Powers, responding to a naughty comment by Felicity Shagwell
GOODFELLAS
Tommy DeVito, to Henry Hill, on Tommy’s behaviour
THE GODFATHER PART III
Michael Corleone, commenting on the impossibility to escape from mob life
POLTERGEIST 2
Carol Anne Freeling, informing her parents of the spirits’ return
E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
E.T., the alien, declaring his desire to make contact with his native alien race
Dorothy, performing the ritual of returning back to her home from Oz
ROCKY
Rocky Balboa, giving a “shout out” to his then girlfriend, Adrian Pennino
WAYNE’S WORLD 2
Garth, acknowledging an attractive woman’s presence
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
Stanley Kowalski, calling to his wife, Stella Kowalski
Jerry Maguire, to Dorothy Boyd, expressing his love for her
Dorothy Boyd, to Jerry Maguire, reciprocating Jerry’s love
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?
Jessica Rabbit, to Eddie Valiant, on how hard it is to be a sultry, cartoon woman
SHE DONE HIM WRONG
Lady Lou, hitting on a well-dressed man in a uniform
THE MASK
“The Mask,” greeting the night with an expression of excitement
THE GRADUATE
Ben Braddock, calling Mrs. Robinson out on plying her wiles
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
A female restaurant patron, to a server, asking for whatever Sally Albright ate
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS
Gollum, answering Faramir’s question, “What did they steal?”, referring to the ring
STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI
Admiral Ackbar, after realizing that the claim the 2nd Death Star is operational
THE KARATE KID
Mr. Miyagi, teaching Daniel LaRusso that his manual labor translates to karate
Tommy Callahan III, after a mast hits him upside the head
Cher Horowitz, after her Jeep almost collides with a bicyclist
THE MARATHON MAN
Dr. Szell, to Thomas “Babe” Levy, as he drills into his teeth without anesthetic
A karate class, to John Kreese, confirming they understand his instruction
MIDNIGHT COWBOY
Ratso, angrily responding to a taxi driver honking his horn
OFFICE SPACE
A female temp, on Peter Gibbons’ upset feeling
Bill Lumbergh, transitioning into another topic of conversation
DONNIE BRASCO
Donnie Brasco and “Lefty” Ruggiero, having small-talk before a job

. Then, when you get the money, you get the power.

. Then when you get the power, THEN you get the woman!"

Tony Montana, to Manny Ribera, on how to attract women
TITANIC
Jack Dawson, expressing excitement at the front end of the Titanic
THE LION KING
Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba, singing their care-free mantra
ANIMAL HOUSE
Bluto and Otter, to their fraternity brothers, encouraging them to hold a toga party
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
Audrey II, to Seymour Krelborn, asking him for more food, asking for blood
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
HAL, to Dave Bowman, declining to open the spaceship’s pod bay doors
CITIZEN KANE
Charles Foster Kane’s last words before dying
The Wizard, to Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, and the Tinman

. upon discovering he’s not a big, scary figure, but a man hiding behind a curtain

CHINATOWN
Walsh, to J.J. Gittes, discouraging him from causing any more trouble
Spock, to the Vulcan Science Academy, expressing his farewell
STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE
Jan Dodonna, to the Rebels, wishing them luck before attacking the Death Star
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
The Terminator, to T-1000, before shattering his liquid nitrogen frozen body
BABE
Farmer Hogget, to his sheep-pig, Babe, after winning a sheepdog contest
FIRST BLOOD
Col. Trautman, to John Rambo, telling him his war in a small town is over
Scarlett O’Hara to herself, convinced she can get Rhett Butler back
THE TRUMAN SHOW
Truman Burbank, saying his final goodbye before leaving his life’s TV studio